Someday I will own both a Native American peace pipe and headdress… THEN I will sit on my front lawn everyday for the rest of my life wearing the headdress and smoking out of the peace pipe.

Patchy is a disgrace to gimps everywhere. Are there any marginalized communities that would want to have anything to do with her/him? I’m doubtful.

notyourkinddear:

svnoyi:

patchythegimp:

I will be the coolest neighbor in the entire world.

Good lord…I hope I never live next to you. I would have to egg your house or something

Yep. You can be “cool” and I’ll just count coup on you… repeatedly and as hard as I can…

(via poemsofthedead-deactivated20120)